Someday I'll post here

Someday I'll post something of significance here. People will come here and read this post and their lives will be changed. They will probably be stupider - or at least more confused. I'm sure that both people who come here to read my posts will be deeply moved by my amazing wit and ability to bring grown men to tears through my verbiage. Someday... Until then, check out the background. It's so sandstone looking, isn't it? Cool.